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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between one yard and two yards? A fence."
Next Joke
"I'm so hungry I could eat this piece of paper. *adds salt to resume*"
"I realized I left my tuba in the car with the doors unlocked... I raced back as quick as I could and sure enough when I looked inside, there were two tubas."
"Fish must be like super sad because it probably took a whole lot of tears to fill the whole ocean."
"TIFU by giving my coworker my #23 I got his Togos #24. I hate avoc... whoops, wrong sub"
"We're probably missing out on a lot of good candy by stereotyping creepy people who have white vans with tinted windows who give free candy."
"Yea, let's do that Old bull and young bull are enjoying a snack atop of hill one morning, and the young bull shouts 'let's run down there and fuck all these heifers!' Old bull replies ' let's walk'"
"I have seen this one on here before but nobody ever gets it right... A baby seal walks into a club - What a tragedy...."
"My cousin is a total audiophile... He came as soon as he heard"
"TIFU by making my husband the wrong sandwich Oops, wrong sub!"