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Joke of the Day

"What time does Sean Connery show up at Wimbledon every year? About tennish."

"What class does everyone remember fondly from Highschool? Nostalgebra"

"What's the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it"

"When our solar system was formed, the Sun was in charge... So the planets started a revolution."

"I came up with the next musical fusion: Reggae and K-pop... I call it Ganja Style"

"Did you see the guy at Walmart hiding from ugly people?"

"When I greeted my boss in the morning, he told me to have a good day. Who am I to argue? So I thanked him and went back home."

"Did you hear about the skydiving company that stopped providing their own parachutes? Too much overhead."

"What do you call a Crazy Female Deer? A Doenut"

"Scientists have grown human vocal chords in a Petri dish. The results speak for themselves."