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Joke of the Day

"What do you do when a timeline dies? Barry it."

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"Did you here that Lorena Bobbitt got killed in a car accident? Yeah, some dick cut her off."
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"Why Do Black People Run Fast? Because they have to run 3 kilometers and back everyday to get water."
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