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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a bunch of sly pygmies and a girl's track team? The sly pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts ..... (it'll come to you )"

"''I want to ruin some songs today.'' -The producers of Glee every morning."

"What do spam emails and porn have in common? They both make me insecure about my penis."

"How do you piss off a female archaeologist? Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it's from"

"How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 Brazilian"

"According to Cunningham's Law, the best way to get the right answer on the Internet is not to ask a question, it's to post the right answer and wait for idiots to tell you you're wrong."

"As an environmentalist, I've been trying to teach my teen boys to be environmentally friendly. We're starting with deodorant"

"What's a slutty witch's favorite holiday? Swalloween!"

"What did one doughnut say to the other... ...you look a little glazed"

"I'm so glad they released a patch for my car The windshield was starting to get buggy."