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Joke of the Day
"What's a slutty witch's favorite holiday? Swalloween!"
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"How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room, because it's black."
"""hey jay"" ""sup world war"" ""how u doin' dragon ball"" - the z family reunion"
"Kanye West Running For President 2020"
"What do you call a woman who misses her period? Fucked"
"The past, the present, and the future all walked into one bar. It was quite tense."
"What does a spider do when he gets angry ? He goes up the wall !"
"I needed some white noise yesterday to go to sleep. So i recorded myself saying ""All lives matter"" and played it on repeat until i fell asleep."
"What do you call 2 Chainz when he gets fat? 2 Chinz"
"Son: ""Dad! I answered a question today in class that no-one else could answer!"" Dad: ""That's my boy! What was the question?"" Son: ""Who's farted"""