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Joke of the Day
"What's a slutty witch's favorite holiday? Swalloween!"
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"What do crocodiles serve at dinner time? Death rolls"
"When people ask me how old I am, I always say 45. They all think I look AMAZING for my age."
"A Muslim walks into a bar BANG (bomb explodes)"
"If you are getting bald, just rub toilet paper in the affected area and you'll begin to grow hair. Don't believe me? Just take a look to your butthole."
"theres a train nerd counting the number of ppl that get on and off at every stop. at first i pitied him but he seems happy so now i hate him"
"How do sheep divide candy? They all get their fair shear"
"If you hold a SUV up to your ear, you can almost hear the sound of the ocean screaming."
"Did you hear about the swingers.. that got kicked out of the swap meet?"
"Why did the guy get an erection when he saw a ruler? He had a foot fetish."