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Joke of the Day
"What did one doughnut say to the other... ...you look a little glazed"
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"My wife and I decided not to have children. The kids are taking it pretty hard."
"Him: Ha! I got your ATM card. Me: So? You'll never guess my PIN. Him: Is it 6969? Me:.. Him:. Me:.. Him:. Me: Seriously dude, give it back."
"There are 3 kinds of people in this world; those who can count, and those who can't."
"Good rule of thumb: if you see an adult riding a children's bicycle, you're probably in a bad neighborhood."
"Why is George Bush in bed every night by 9:10? Because nothing good happens after 9:11."
"Once you've seen one shopping center... ...you've seen a mall."
"Is your name Jingle Bells, cause you look like you go all the way"
"911: Your emergency? -Karen asked me a question. 911: Not an emergency. -She asked if I could be more pacific. 911: Cars are on their way."
"TEACHER: ""Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"" JOHNNY: ""Sir my Mother and Father got married on the same day same time."""