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Joke of the Day
"What did one doughnut say to the other... ...you look a little glazed"
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"Jellyfish have survived here on Earth for 650 million years without brains. Great news for stupid people."
"What is a southern aristocratic families favourite dance move? The whip"
"Do you know who are the fastest readers in the world? 9-11 victims. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds."
"""I just need some space."" - astronaut break up"
"A shark walks into a bar, and the bartender leaves because sharks are dangerous."
"What did the two oceans say to each other Nothing.. They waved."
"There is no cool way to chase after a ping pong ball."
"Who so thelioma? Mesothelioma"
"ME:John's coming over for dinner. WIFE:Work John or Been to Europe John? JOHN:*from outside* This door reminds me of one I saw in England."