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Joke of the Day

"[REQUEST] Ancient Jokes Historians, archeologists and others please to submit jokes/wit/humor from far back, like dark ages and even BCE. the idea is to determine how long can a joke still be funny."

"My mom just told me she's been watching that ""Game of Thongs"" show. Gawd I hope she's just saying it wrong."

"Poured Tresemme on a spider in the shower & scooted him down the drain, he reemerged w/ voluminous hair & screamed at me in a French accent"

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just shoot the room for being dark."

"What did the black holes say when they collided? Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)"

"My 5-year-old found two pennies and shared one with her sister. I grounded them both because I'm not raising any communists."

"How do you tell how rich a black man is. By how many gold chains he has, how do you tell how rich a white man is? By how many slaves he has."

"Did you hear about the deaf guy who could sing? Ya, well he didn't"

"A lot of people end a question with a period. Usually that question is ""Am I pregnant?"""

"Chamomile tea makes chamomile pee."