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Joke of the Day

"My mom has been trying to forward me an email since Monday June 23rd.....it's now Friday June 27th.... still no email"

"Do you remember when the most annoying thing on the Internet was a dancing baby? Yeah, good times"

"Ten words, two commas, a punctuation mark and a full stop all appeared in court yesterday. They're due to be sentenced next week."

"I bought my girlfriend a new LOTR themed sex toy... ... It's called Dildo Shaggins"

"Did you hear about the man who was born without any ears? Niether did he."

"Your mum is so fat that when she entered an ugly contest they said, ""sorry mam, but no professionals."""

"What happens when geese land in a volcano ? They cook their own gooses !"

"Life is like a box of chocolates.... it doesn't last as long for fat people."

"Ladies, are you having wine? Don't be shy. Let us know about it on all of your social media websites."

"Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? Because then the children have to play inside."