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Joke of the Day

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."

"Six inches of snow predicted tonight: Is that twitter 6"" | | Subway 6"" | | Real life 6"" | | Or Dan 6"" | | Cheesecake"

"In the future, everyone will have to make a public apology for 15 minutes."

"My sister dropped her daughter at a nightclub last night. She said the drinking and dancing brought the labor on."

"Why does Ganondorf hate reddit Because it has too many links! (I'll show myself out :) )"

"What did the Pirate say on his 80th Birthday? I don't know, but I'm sure someone is gonna repost this"

"MAFIA BOSS (ominously): Take him out ME: What if he's already seeing someone MAFIA BOSS: Well then you have to respect that relationship"

"[1st date] HER: So do you have any hobbies? SALT SHAKER: Nice dress! It would look great on my floor HER: What?! HIM: Just ventriloquism"

"sorry I broke up with you in the middle of a corn maze"

"Why couldn't the blind man go skydiving? It would of scared the shit out of the dog."