104436
Joke of the Day
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."
Next Joke
"I'm not sure if putting Christmas lights up would offend my Jewish neighbours. So just to be sure, i'll hang a massive swastika in my window too."
"When a guy texts a girl ""hey stranger"", what he really means is ""I've recently thought about trying to get in your pants again."""
"I'm starving. I haven't eaten all year."
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? ""It might take me a while to get hard I just got layed last night."""
"I like my jokes like I like my women fucked up"
"Doctor: How did you get all those bruises? Me: Rough sex Doctor: That looks unhealthy and should stop Me: Talk to your nurse about that"
"What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? The taste."
"Walk up to random strangers on the street and say, ""I love your podcast!"" You'll make 3 out of 5 of them very happy."
"It's all fun and games until someone from real life recognizes you and you realize you're too small to drag off the body."