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Joke of the Day
"What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of? Their mind"
Next Joke
"It's OK if you don't like my personality,,, I've got others."
"Islam is a religion of piece. There's a piece of you over there, a piece over there, another over there.."
"So I've been dating this anorexic girl... ...but lately I've been seeing less and less of her."
"Do you guys ever put sheets over your dogs so they look like little dog ghosts? Me neither."
"I have been suffering from Priapism for the last 2 days My wife is taking it pretty hard"
"The most embarrassing thing about mistaking pilates class for pirates class is concealing my musket."
"Me: But God, where did the second set of footprints go? God: That's when you were dating that psycho. I wasn't sticking around for that."
"dont judge a book by its cover. dont judge a book at all. read a book. write a book. dont judge a book unless that book has murdered someone"
"Being God means never having to say you're sorry. Or anything, really."