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Joke of the Day

"I was looking at the menu in a restaurant wondering what the ""Jeremy Clarkson Special"" was Then it hit me"

"ah, corduroy.... u are truley the ruffles chips of pants"

"Y'all tweet like you don't know it only takes 2 doctors to commit you."

"When your Dad is a math teacher you grow up with jokes like this... Q: Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? A: To get to the same side!"

"What do you call a pony that sleeps around A whorse"

"I will be buried in a spring loaded casket filled with confetti, and a future archeologist will have one awesome day at work."

"Why don't black people stain white clothes when they pick them up? Their palms are white."

"I don't use extra virgin olive oil cause I want my food to have some experience"

"Swimming ""Hey, is that ur Kid in the swimming pool?"" 'No, my kid can't swim'"

"Starbucks? Yes I'd like a tepid mug of milk froth please. My name's Adam, but you can call me Aldin."