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Joke of the Day

"An atheist, christian, and a scientologist walk into a bar. The atheist and christian then beat the ever living shit out of the scientologist for being so damn stupid."

"What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year? Avo, CA does."

"A cannibal tried a bite of my kidney He said it was offal"

"Do you know how to avoid click bait? Obviously not..."

"Why did the weather want privacy? -It was changing"

"What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome."

"The Strongman by Everhard Muscles"

"Wife: ""Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?"" ! Husband: ""Because I don't want to wake you."""

"What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke? Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke."

"A man gets home and sees his wife pleasuring herself with a cucumber ""What are you doing?"" he shouts, ""I have to eat that later, and I don't want it tasting like cucumber!"""