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Joke of the Day
"There's a metal band that plays while on soapy water. Slipknot"
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"him: i love you me: im saving my emotions for the star wars premiere"
"I'm going to the gym now. Not bragging. Just want you to know where to send the ambulance."
"You know what's funny? An unexpected shift in context."
"Q: How did the hot dog vendor tackle his job? A: With relish."
"What do you call an inflatable dad? Pops."
"No matter how hard you push the envelope it's still stationary. thanks dad!"
"You guys are so selfish, only think about yourselves, not important stuff. Who the FUCK is going to narrate Morgan Freemans life? WHO?!"
"Why did Beethoven kill off his chickens? They kept saying, ""Bach, Bach, Bach."""
"If rivers could speak, which river would always say no? Da Nile"