58091

Joke of the Day

"What sort of drug abuse and debauchery has to occur in someone's life for them to start liking Charmin Toilet Paper on Facebook?"

"I truly believe that there are some people who listen to you when you talk and there's other people who just wait for it to be their turn."

"Pineapple & Semen Isn't it odd that pineapple makes semen taste good, yet semen makes pineapple taste like shit. Credit to Harris Wittels"

"I have a pretty good joke about procrastination But on second thought I think I'll tell it later."

"What's the difference between a microwave and anal sex? A microwave doesn't brown your meat"

"What's your favorite ""grosser than gross"" joke? Mine is hickey on a hemorrhoid."

"If you LOVE something, set it free.. If it comes back to you,,,,you love a boomerang"

"I went out for a pelican curry last night.... It was really nice, but the bill was enormous!"

"How does the Mexican national anthem start? Jose can you see....."

"When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you behind and never comes back."