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Joke of the Day
"So three Hahnium atoms walk into a bar, HA HA HA"
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"I thought my son would like that I bought him a trampoline, but oh no. He just wants to sit and cry in his wheelchair."
"Did you hear about Bruce Jenner? Hes the first athlete to go from the Wheaties box to the Froot Loops box"
"Feminism! Q: How many feminists does it take to change a baby's diaper? A: Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything. And besides, where would they find a baby!"
"When is a man up and coming ? when he`s f*cking in an elevator. (ED.S)"
"[trying to avoid awkward silence on first date] you ever see a horse throw up? ""no"" *smiles and turns phone sideways so video gets bigger*"
"Why was the redneck on his Iphone at his sister's funeral...? He was changing his relationship status to single. Dahurpy durp Dahurpy Durp Da dUrpy durp."
"This is my ""go to"" dirty joke ...always What did one tampon say to the other..... nothing, they are both stuck up cunts. ba dum tiss"
"I love this joke today Knock, knock. ""Who's there?"" 9/11 ""9/11 who?"" You said you would never forget! Sorry if this has been posted recently.. Could be too soon?"
"A line to use on Polish people You must be a magnetic Pole because I'm attracted to you."