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Joke of the Day

"Laugh while you can, 2016... ...you're next."

"I don't wanna sound like a dick, but let me just say this:"

"TIFU by buying a PT Cruiser"

"Her: Why did you cancel your gym membership? Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with"

"Next season on Game of Thrones they're actually going to come to your house and start killing the people watching."

"If you're trying to woo me without food... let me stop you right there."

"What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard? The space bar."

"For Sale : Crystal Ball Cant see any future in keeping it"

"A man goes into the doctor, and says ""I broke my arm in three places."" And the doctor says, ""Well then don't go to those places anymore."""

"Why did the bee started talking poetry ? He was waxing lyrical !"