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Joke of the Day

"maybe your boyfriend broke up with you cuz you called him baby instead of something cool like king wiener"

"Q: What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds? A: Government bonds eventually mature and earn money."

"Little known fact Delicacy is French for ""I dare you to eat this""."

"What's the difference between an oyster fisherman with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea? The oyster fisherman shucks between fits."

"Why are emo people so good at ping-pong? Because they are well practiced in cutting."

"""NSFW"" Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first? So you can cum on its face afterwards."

"What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion? A piece of ass that will bring a tear to your eye."

"""Man of Steel"" is about a boy learning how to control his alien body. It is a two and a half hour allegory about puberty."

"Why was the scare crow given an award? Because he is outstanding in his field."

"Why did the cannibal get food poisoning in India? He ate Rameet!"