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Joke of the Day

"You know why I love space Murph? you keep gettin older. I stay the same age."

"the guy in charge of namimg the bagpipes definitly just took one look at it and gave up"

"""Are we going the right way, Yoda?"" ""Off course, we are!"" Happy May 4th everyone"

"I've been on my computer all night! Don't you think you'd be more comfortable on a bed like everyone else?"

"I just got a text from a number I don't recognize saying, 'You're an embarrassment of a son'. I've narrowed it down to 2 people."

"I don't care what the expiration date says, I have to smell it."

"What do Nagasaki and Tehran have in common??? Nothing... yet."

"Answer: ""On Wisconsin"" Question: ""Where will Duke be spending much of tonight dunking?"""

"How is a moil like a mashgiach? (How is the person who circumcises infants like the person who inspects kosher restaurants?) Their job is to make sure there's no cheese on the meat!"

"Time may be a great healer but it's also a lousy beautician."