60601
Joke of the Day
"How does a Russian Aeroflot pilot navigate? By reading street signs."
Next Joke
"What do you say when you are comforting a grammar nazi? There, Their, They're"
"They say money doesn't grow on trees So what are hedgefunds then?"
"A black man, a blue man, a green man, a pink man, a red man and yellow man walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""We don't serve your kind in here. Too much Risk."""
"I like my women with curves. Those skinny ones are alway mad cause they're hungry."
"Eminem had his own version of Bing Bong. But then he Forgot About Dre"
"I will let you borrow any movie from my Pixar collection, except one. I'm never gonna give you Up."
"In a survival situation, you can drink your own urine... Fortunately, my Wi-Fi came on just as I was filling the can"
"I am a man with convictions. Mostly because I have a really terrible lawyer."
"How do you fuck a fat chick? Roll her over in flour and find the wet spot"