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Joke of the Day
"They say money doesn't grow on trees So what are hedgefunds then?"
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"Cop- Do you have any drugs in the vehicle? -No, go fish."
"TIFU by accidentally benching our star player on the last inning... Whoops, wrong sub"
"currently standing in a crowded elevator by myself holding a plate with a waffle on it everyone looks confused clearly they don't know me"
"Elephant meets a camel somehow. The elephant asks the camel why he has boobs on his back. The camel replies, ""You don't have much to say because you have a dick on your face."""
"Why do they say all minorities look the same? Because once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamaul."
"the fondue...? you mean, my drinking cheese?"
"What do you say to ensure another Jehovah's Witness never comes by your house again? Sir, have you heard about the great workout of crossfit?"
"I work at a UPS store where we employ mentally challenged people It has its ups and downs."
"Him: Can you believe what's going on in Egypt? Me: Yeah...it's crazy...I gotta go. Bye. Me: *googles what's happening in Egypt?*"