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Joke of the Day

"They say money doesn't grow on trees So what are hedgefunds then?"

"The only reason an IKEA kitchen will last you 25 years is because it takes 23 years to put it together"

"What do you call a person who likes white rice, and not brown rice? A ricest."

"I just saw a Nazi drive past me at 88 mph Probably going Back to the Fuhrer"

"There are 10 types of people in this world Those that understand binary. The eight types that don't give a fuck. And those that expected this to be a ternary repost."

"Am I the only one that sees the irony? In a Christian calling Scientology crazy?"

"Of ten puns, how many won? No pun in ten did."

"[planning heist] Me: We'll need the element of surprise. Neil deGrasse Tyson: [appears] Actually, such an element does not exist. Hi, I'm Ne"

"your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!!!"

"Did someone died? No, but it's still early."