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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear a joke about ebola? Nevermind, you won't get it."

"Why does Snoop Dog always carry an umbrella? Fodrizzle"

"Doctor: ""Why is my waiting room empty?"" Judge: ""I hauled everyone off to court"" Doctor: ""You're trying my patients"""

"I bought Fenugreek from a Drug Dealer It was a little *Methi*."

"I'm sorry that I'll never be as fun in person as I am in drunk texts."

"Why is Italy shaped like a boot? Cuz there's no way that amount of shit can fit into a normal shoe"

"Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar? Because they were Miners... XD"

"Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't run home"

"Why hadn't the law graduate and the bartender ever met? The graduate never passed the bar"

"What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball? ""Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"""