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Joke of the Day
"I've always wanted to be a comic book artist... I'm really drawn to it."
Next Joke
"Let's make this bar joke week. Here's one to start: A man walks into a bar. Ouch."
"Him: what does a polar bear weigh? Me: I don't know Him: enough to break the ice, my name's John. Me: so's mine."
"Did you blow bubbles when you were a kid? Of course you did. I saw him the other day at the mall making balloon animals. He says hi."
"My mum says I need to get rid of my blow up sex doll. I don't want to let her down."
"I really need to go on the show Survivor. Not for the money or the fame. It's just the only way I'm ever gonna effectively lose weight."
"My current favorite people are atheists who are big into astrology."
"Little Johnny strikes again The teacher came up to johnny's desk and asked can you tell me what seperates you from a monkey. Johnny said with confidence ""the desk""."
"Congratulation on the new baby, from your family... except from me because I don't really care."
"Why isn't China a democracy? Because then they'd have to hold erections."