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Joke of the Day

"My mum says I need to get rid of my blow up sex doll. I don't want to let her down."

"Son: ""Mom, Dad.. I'm gay"" Mom: *staring at dad Dad: *clenches fists Mom: ""don't..."" Dad: *sweats profusely Mom: ........ Dad: ""HI GAY. I'M DAD"""

"My family used to move a lot when I was a kid, but I always found them."

"Research shows that in 100% of cases, when someone says ""Oh no she didn't!"", she in fact, did."

"Played Monopoly with a kid & argued that I CAN buy the jail.. Teaching him a valuable lesson about the privitisation of the prison system."

"""This is where the magic happens."" - Harry Potter walking into his bedroom and every other room on MTV Cribs."

"I'm not crazy; I've just been in a bad mood for the last ten years."

"Never lie! Said Mommy to little Timmy and handed him over to Santa."

"A jew girl's doctor tricked her into having sex with him. Hesadic was good for her."

"People who pariticpate in karaoke and are actually good singers are just fucking obnoxious."