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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between a camera and a sock? One holds photos The other holds five"
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"The Quark joke Mad they are, the up is not the top. The down is no the bottom, they can be charming but also strange because they only stick to the same sex."
"Cup of coffe Patient: ""I get a terrible pain in my eye when I drink a cup of coffee."" Doctor: ""Try taking the spoon out."""
"The most reliable bridge builders in all of Mexico. Spic and Span"
"Major in Freudian Psychology Minor in the back seat."
"Just saw John Cena! lol jk"
"I wrote 'WILL YOU MARRY ME?' on a balloon. However, before I could propose... -I popped the question"
"fuck homosexuals... ...in the ass, only if both of the people involved agree to do it consciously and consensually"
"Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant? Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk."
"What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl? They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!"