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Joke of the Day

"What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl? They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!"

"""How far have you gone with a girl?"" ""I went to Canada with my mum once"""

"I'm more likely to wear a donut on my wrist than any fitness tracker."

"I ate so many chickpeas... I falafel!"

"Tried to unlock my door with a banana. How am I still alive?"

"What do you call someone who is skilled with their mouth? A cunning linguist."

"My new book about doing your own hair color is a total flop. I haven't sold one copy of A Guide to Dying Alone"

"Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was out standing in his field"

"I asked a pretty, young, homeless woman if I could take her home, and she said yes with a big smile. The look on her face soon changed when I walked off with her cardboard box."

"What do you do for a frog with a belly ache? Rubbit."