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Joke of the Day
"Just saw John Cena! lol jk"
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"Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents? Cos it's tear-able."
"In a recent sleep study performed by clowns 9 out of 10 people didn't even know they were being watched."
"What do you call a sad coffee? A depresso hahaha fuck you all"
"I saw a zombie wearing Crocs on The Walking Dead and thought to myself ""she totally deserved to die""."
"The national bird of Syria is.. ..a drone."
"*Food arrives* *Waits 3 days* *Slowly takes bite of food* *Waitress appears from under the table in camouflage* HOW IS EVERYTHING??"
"I'm only friends with people who are taller than me, just in case of thunderstorms."
"Jesus must've had a fortune if he paid for all my sins"
"On the list of things I fear the most, ""death"" comes in as a close second to ""audience participation"""