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Joke of the Day

"Use chemicals to remove polish and no one bats an eye Use chemicals to remove the Polish and you're literally Hitler."

"How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? It depends on how thinly you slice them."

"I went to a record store today. They advertised that they had hard-to-find records nothing was alphabetized."

"Why don't sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny. I am not sorry."

"What do you call a slutty vegan A herbivwhore"

"I used to hokey pokey But now I turned myself around"

"We're all part of the WTF generation: Wikipedia, Twitter and Facebook."

"How many muscles does a chicken have in its neck? Just enough to hold it's pecker up..."

"My girlfriend asked me if I liked getting pissed on..... I said,""yes."" She said,""urine for a treat."""

"I thought you were Russian... ...but it turns out you were just Stalin and Putin me off."