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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs? A furrycanine"
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"I like my women how I like my file paper. Ruled, and punched twice near the spine to keep them in line."
"What is Hillary Clinton's stance on Islamic State? That depends on what the definition of ISIS."
"PEOPLE OF THE PLANE LISTEN TO ME WHEN THE SEATBELT LIGHT GOES OFF STAND UP IMMEDIATELY OR YOUR SPOT IN THE NON-MOVING LINE WON'T BE ASSURED"
"Yo mama so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide."
"What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange? A pip squeak."
"What do you get when The Dark Knight meets Edgar Allan Poe? (x-post from r/funny) [Poetic Justice](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me6ovqdnAp1rzkyaxo1_500.png)"
"Donald J Trump... The sad thing is, if he wins the jokes on us."
"I ate the worst cake of my life today, but then again that must have been why it was free at the urinal."
"Charlie Sheen is like Ash Ketchum BeBecause they both catch things"