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Joke of the Day

"Reading that some butterflies avoid sex by closing their wings to males. The slutty ones get tattoos on the smalls of their backs"

"How did the Shepherd find the sheep in the tall grass? ... Satisfying."

"Q: What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets? A: The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off."

"As told to me by an indian bus driver overseas... Why don't rabbits make noise when they fuck? Because they have cotton balls. Apologies if it's a repost."

"What's the difference between cancer and black people? Cancer got Jobs."

"Rise and shine to all the beautiful women of the world. Ugly women, don't get greedy, go back to sleep, your time is coming, at night."

"I shaved my head the other day... At first I hated the look, but it's starting to grow on me."

"Why did North Korea lose Internet? Because they switched to Comcast."

"when I was a little kid, my mom told me I could do anything when I grew up. that's why I'm suing her"

"""I'm getting sick of eating airline food all the time."" Said the Malaysian shark."