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Joke of the Day

"As told to me by an indian bus driver overseas... Why don't rabbits make noise when they fuck? Because they have cotton balls. Apologies if it's a repost."

"I'm despondent. I'm chained to the phone charger. It's so fucking landline."

"If you steal a Tesla... Does it become an Edison?"

"My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one. She was livid: ""What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"""

"Why do crows fly upside down over Reservations? Cause even they know that indians get enough free shit!"

"nothing at all 1. test 1 2. test 2"

"NASCAR Fight after race Any one notice that NASCAR gave out suspensions and 6 figure fines (&no drivers) and then they use it to promote Sundays race in AZ Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm"

"What do you call a greedy ant ? An anteater !"

"My friend is a med student, and decided to go into oncology Apparently it's a growth industry."

"How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces? Fabric softener."