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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference? Whats the difference between mash potatoes and pea soup?... Anyone can mash potatoes..."

"Do you know what you get when you mix an elephant with a rhino? **Elephino**!"

"Why are so many people caucusing for Hillary Clinton... They were inspired by Monica Lewinsky."

"I hate how funerals are always at 9-10 AM... I'm not really a mourning person"

"Walmart has strategically placed the cold sore meds in the mistletoe aisle."

"Did you hear about the idiot who planted Cheerios in his backyard? He thought they were donut seeds."

"Which company makes the best apple cider? Dicken's. Because everyone wants their Dicken's Cider."

"After watching TV with my kids, I think I have figured out what's wrong with this generation....their cartoons suck."

"How do Muslims seperate the men from the boys? With a crowbar."

"I wasn't going to get a brain transplant... But then I changed my mind."