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Joke of the Day

"Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped? Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!"

"What do you get when you cross sriracha, Little Caesars, and a donkey? A hot pizza ass! Like... like a hot... piece of... you get it."

"What's the best thing about fucking twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of 'em!"

"if you have penciled-on eyebrows I can't hear a word you're saying because I'm staring at them"

"What app do nervous ppl order on dates? Chicken Tinders."

"honey i shrunk the oreos just kidding they're mini oreos stop crying"

"Apparently the yellow power ranger died after being hit by a car. ""It's MORPHINE time"" joked one ER nurse, who was later fired."

"What do you call a lesbian spy? Lesbianage."

"Why did the chicken cross the ocean? To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes."

"If sex with 3 people is a threesome and sex with 2 people is a twosome, now I understand why they call you handsome."