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Joke of the Day

"So Donald Trump is now the President of the United States I certainly DNC that coming"

"What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic? Wait for him to give it back."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? **To kill its self** This is no joke **#CHICKENLIVESMATTER**"

"Why don't my dog and my cat get along? She's a Re-puppy-can and he's a Demo-cat!"

"[walks up to guys playing basketball] ""mind if I join?"" you any good? Hell yeah I'm good. Toss me the orange sphere"

"How can you tell a mechanic has gotten lucky? He's got one clean finger!"

"hey! if u keep makimg faces like that u'll grow up to be a great physical comedian, able to unite peopel with laughter, adored by all, loved"

"You can tell a lot about a person by their avi. For instance if they use an egg, they're probably a chicken."

"Do you guys remember 10 years ago, when all the people with gluten allergies were dying in the streets like diseased cattle?"

"What do you call a Mexican baptism? Bean dip!"