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Joke of the Day
"Alcohol is never the answer...... Unless the question is, ""What is C2H5OH?"""
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"What do you call a group of hoes in a bathroom? r/showerthoughts"
"Why do Yoda's jokes always suck? Says the punch line first, he does."
"Q: Why are cowgirls bowlegged? A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on."
"A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. ""Och, I look like a pig!"" The man nods, ""And you dropped tomato sauce on your top."""
"How do you titillate an Ocelot? Ocillate it's tit a lot"
"A french gymnast is getting ready to perform... His coach walks up and says, ""Break a leg!"""
"My Friend Really Changes Once she became a Vegetarian It's like I've never seen herbivore."
"What is a pedophile's favorite guitar chord? A minor"
"Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files? Adobe Wan Kenobi"