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Joke of the Day

"Today is apparently Ash Wednesday which I can only assume has something to do with our hero from the hit TV show Pokemon."

"If The Dark Side Of The Moon had tracks 3 and 5 removed The album would be timeless, but there wouldn't be any money in it."

"How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Hella."

"FUN PRANK: tweet ""going hang gliding!!!!"" then don't tweet again for 12 years"

"Test drove a Jaguar today. Very fast but the ride was pretty bumpy and the saddle kept falling off. I also think he tried to bite me."

"What do you call a Ethiopian with gonorrhoea? A quarter pounder with cheese."

"What is 7'' long, rock hard, and makes girls scream at it's sight? The sock under my bed."

"I don't want you to feel like you can't express yourself, but I do want you to stop talking."

"Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked."

"What US state has the most cows? Moosouri!"