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Joke of the Day

"There's only one correct response when a girl says ""I have a tattoo of a midget on my boob"" ""They prefer to be called 'little people'""."

"Engineers What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers? Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets."

"I accidentally gave my newborn Muscle Milk instead of formula and now he's blasting Pantera and doing one arm pull-ups off his crib"

"How do you wake up a loafer? With a shoe horn."

"Made you read this Gotcha"

"What is the definition of a minor 2nd chord? Two flutists playing in unison."

"What is a burp? A fart taking the elevator."

"The Detroit Lions That's it; that's the joke."

"A family walks into a Hotel... The Dad walks up to the desk and says ""I hope the porn is disabled."" The receptionist says ""It's regular porn you sick fuck."""

"My poem I dig... You dig... We dig... He digs... She digs... They dig... Now it's not a very beautiful poem, but it's quite deep"