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Joke of the Day

"A man has a heart attack on a plane. The man who was sitting next to him stood up and shouted""Is anyone here a doctor"" The woman in front of them then stood up and shouted ""I'm a vegan!""."

"I just watched a movie about a y=x graph The plot was a bit predictable And a little flat Good special f(x) though"

"Who punishes Colorado underage smokers? COPD"

"*opens camera app on phone* *35 cats scurry under the couch*"

"I had a joke about insanity but then I lost it."

"Nothing ruins a Friday more than an understanding that today is Tuesday."

"How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis. LADDER. I MEANT LADDER."

"What will Stevie Wonder's next album be called? Songs In the Key Of Death"

"What's the difference between Paul Walker and Windows 10? Paul Walker only crashed once."

"Just once I want to see a new parent post a baby photo on Facebook with the words: ""Still not sure if we like it, tbh."""