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Joke of the Day

"A clown was killed today after his baggy suit caught on the wheels of a passing truck; Newspapers report he was simply a victim of circus pants."

"when a goth has an identity crisis do they bleach all their clothes"

"90 female cops on the road... And I got arrested for doing 80"

"Wish I had a neck like an owl so when a guy is spooning me right after sex I could turn my head all the way around and say that was awful"

"I wrote a poem. I dig. You dig. She digs. He digs. They dig. We dig. Now I know it's not a very good poem, but it's pretty deep."

"By law, you are required to turn on your headlights if it's raining in Sweden. How the hell am I supposed to know if it's raining in Sweden?"

"What did the caterpillar say to the cocoon after he broke out? Moth."

"You know what really burns my ass? A midget with a lighter."

"I don't downvote. It's bad karma."

"What's yellow and always points to the north? A magnetic banana."