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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the Japanese demon of spices? The Pepper Oni."
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"bollywood horror movies are just bipasha basu doing a item no. with a third world actor"
"Q: What's the difference between a moose and an ant? A: A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers."
"What's the most reliable thing about a Honda? It's theft rate."
"If Caitlyn Jenner were a super hero, what team would she be on? The Ex-Men."
"Have you heard what I think of windmills? Big Fan."
"What is Klaus Teuber's (designer of Settlers of Catan) favorite TV show? Brick and Orety"
"Q: What's the difference between Indiana and a blonde? A: A blonde has larger hills and deeper valleys."
"A majority of my fortune will be spent accurately recreating the obstacle courses of Nickelodeon shows from my childhood."
"I saw a sign that said ""watch for children"". Sounds like a fair trade"