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Joke of the Day

"Q: What's the difference between a moose and an ant? A: A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers."

"I injured my back in Egypt... and had to see a Cairo-practor"

"What do you call a baby born at 4 months gestation? Doesn't matter, still born."

"Why did the chicken cross the beach? To get to the other tide"

"If lovin' you is ROM... ...I don't wanna' read-write."

"A high schooled student becomes a national hero after taking down a school shooter But was expelled because of the schools zero tolerance policy"

"If you buy organic and don't tell someone about it, is it still organic?"

"Where did Little Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!"

"It's Women's History Month.. I wonder if Chris Brown is going to hit on the subject."

"I once had a job crushing cans. It was soda pressing."