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Joke of the Day

"Q: What's the difference between a moose and an ant? A: A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers."

"There are 10 types of people in this world Those who can read binary and those who can't."

"how many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just shoot the room for being black"

"So, my feminist cousin is diabetic and recently, her legs were amputated... ...safe to say, she won't be jumping to conclusions anytime soon."

"What's the most commonly misspelt blood group? Type-O"

"Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee? Tsarbucks."

"I really gotta quit drinking. Last night I got so wasted I blew chunks for hours... Chunks is my 4 year old bulldog."

"Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her."

"After his final sex-change operation, what kind of wood won't Bruce have any more? Sbruce"

"We All Love To Hate Them But... Let's Hear Your Dad Jokes. We love to hate them ( secretly of course) But let's hear the worst ones you come to hear in your life."