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Joke of the Day

"I walked past an electronics store once... I saw a TV for sale in the window. The sticker said, ""TV for sale, volume stuck on full, $1"" I thought to myself, ""Wow. I can't turn that down."""

"Why are blood oranges the only ""blood"" fruit? Why not blood bananas? Who wouldn't like to slurp down a nice ripe blood banana?"

"I like my cream like I like my slaves. Whipped. *I'm so sorry*"

"i just found a web site where you can see women with no clothes on not even underwear! brb!"

"The second fastest thing in a bathroom is the speed in which your butt-hole closes after a log comes out, but what is the fastest thing in a bathroom? The drop of water that makes it in."

"Why did the Jewish woman cry when she was forced to pay the full price? Because she could not avoid the whole cost."

"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Gag."

"Well played, super clean sliding glass door I thought I'd left open. Well played."

"I put a tiny bow tie on a ladybug so you could tell he was a male. It looks adorable except for he's dead now."

"I like my women like I like my coffee Black and tastes like warm diarrhea."