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Joke of the Day

"I put a tiny bow tie on a ladybug so you could tell he was a male. It looks adorable except for he's dead now."

"I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow! Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629."""

"Men, what's worse than Satan himself? Satan herself"

"What do you call a bunch of unicorns? A unicornucopia."

"FRIEND: haha she's so cutesay it for him honey HER TODDLER: the moon is cheeeeese ME: well what have we here, a tiny liar"

"Where do the cleverest parrots live? In the brain tree forests!"

"What do the World Trade Center and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's too offensive to talk about."

"What do you call a Mexican that buys antiques in America? An American Spicker"

"How did Han Solo enter the world? On the perineum falcon!"

"My brothers first joke- How do you know God isn't black? Because it's not ""I is who I is"" My brother is 35..."