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Joke of the Day
"What does an English pimp do, after having tea and crumpets? Tally Hoes"
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"Man On Bus Asked Me, ""Why Looking So Crabby This Morning?"" I Just Found Out I Have Cancer..."
"How did the redditor get lots of downvotes? What is a pirate's favourite letter?"
"I posted ""I did it!!!"" to Facebook and got a ton of congratulations but nobody realized I was confessing."
"What does a Trumpie say when they see video of Trump saying the N-word? ""I can't believe how racist Shillary is for showing this video."""
"How are women and hurricanes alike? The both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave."
"How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from."
"It drives me fucking crazy when people post questions on Facebook that could easily be answered with a basic google search."
"I like a good long cuddle with my girlfriend after sex It's the quickest way to deflate her"
"My dad used to beat me while playing chess... Because I'd always win."