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Joke of the Day
"People need to stop asking me about my 5 year outlook I don't have 2020 vision"
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"If tomatoes are technically a fruit, is ketchup technically a smoothie?"
"Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas? Because everyone there hates integration."
"My friend didn't understand my poorly timed holocaust joke. So he asks me, ""What's a holocaust?"" And I reply ""Oh, about eleven million"""
"""if theres a spicy brown mustard, why not a spicy brown ketchup?"" The wise man smiled. ""my friend, the condiment you seek is Barbecue Sauce"""
"Who is the drummer for the Mexican Beatles? Gringo Starr"
"What club cancels their meeting everytime? The vegan club"
"Skinny Jeans All jeans are skinny jeans if you're fat enough."
"How many letters are there in the Pirate Alphabet? Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas."
"Yeah... I think golf jokes are really sub-par."