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Joke of the Day
"Your mom fails so hard at life...[nsfw] I gave her a D out of sympathy."
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"What does Stevie Wonder call his money? Wonderbread. Anyone want to be my friend?"
"Shortest joke about misfortune A seal walks into a club"
"How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb? ""Are you kidding? They won't even change a five dollar bill."""
"Sex Ed should require them to listen to a crying baby for 5 hours, and to watch the same episode of a cartoon over and over again."
"Pee pressure > peer pressure"
"Actual warning I saw in a pamphlet: ""You may be at risk for throat cancer if you have a throat or mouth."" Oh shit...."
"She believed me when i said concentration camps were for people with Attention Deficit Disorder."