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Joke of the Day
"Where did the hamburger go to dance? The Meatball"
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"Sure my mom birthed & raised me, but I've had to explain how to check her email 95,000 times, so let's just call it even."
"My fairy godmother asked me ""Do you want a long penis or a long memory?"" I don't remember my answer"
"Which Nazi leader likes the Bulls the most? Joseph gobulls!"
"If anything is used to its full potential, it will break."
"Why do sharks swim in salt water? Because pepper would make them sneeze!"
"My first wife's breasts were different sizes... One spring I took her down to the beach for a wet T-shirt contest. We took 1st and 3rd place."
"Dont worry people, you can still wear your LiveStrong braclets. Just cross out the V."
"I just heard a horrific story about a man who left his house without his phone."
"Feminists: Look on the bright side... There will be more women in the White House than ever!"