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Joke of the Day
"Why don't people tell many jokes about the reverend Jim Jones? The punchline is too long."
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"Why is vagina better than cake? Because you can have your vagina and eat it, too!"
"How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently? Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards."
"After hearing all this stuff about Russia being upset I'm just like... Oh Putin, Crimea river."
"Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? A rooster goes cockle-doodle-doo and and a prostitute goes any cock will do"
"2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2."
"Trying to make my teeth whiter, so I bought them a Subaru."
"What do you call a well-behaved Indian takeaway? A proppadom"
"She's as smart as bait."
"what do you call fake spaghetti? impasta."