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Joke of the Day

"what did the leper say to the hooker? keep the tip"

"Everyone criticizes the Salem Witch Trials, but we haven't had a witch attack in over 200 years."

"I honestly never believed that whole story about Lance Armstrong walking on the moon."

"Whats black and always in the back of a cop car? A seatbelt."

"If you met an eel in a top hat... ...that would be Sir Eel. (say it out loud)"

"Can you do smth funny with this pic ?? http://s27.postimg.org/8inkoc6xv/S6300633.jpg"

"Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis? Cause love is what I got"

"Today I tried to pick up a girl by telling her I was invisible. She saw right through me."

"Meatloaf will do anything for love, but he won't lose weight."

"Did you hear about the priest who gardens? He tends to it religiously!"