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Joke of the Day
"2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2."
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"Every TEDTalk seems like a fake laugh convention."
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"One time a cute guy I liked mooned his friend as a prank but there was a tiny piece of toilet paper in his crack & it haunts me to this day"
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"I met a girl who was into leather and bondage. She tied me up and stole my wallet."
"Wife: What r u doing? Husband: Killing mosquitoes. Wife: How many did u kill? Husband: Total 5. Two female, 3 males. Wife: How do u know their genders? Husband: 2 near mirror and 3 near beer."
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"Any funny student council election catchphrases for posters? I made jokes for last years sophomore election but can not think of any for this year. Any help redditors?"