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Joke of the Day

"2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2."

"What do you get when you cross a fishing rod with mud? a dirty hooker"

"Why did the clam go to jail? For setting up illegal shell companies!"

"Guys who go see 50 Shades of Grey... Do you all remain seated an extra 30 min after the movie's done? "

"This girl just spilt ice all over my record player. I played it cool."

"What do you call explosive cow vomit? A cud missle!"

"So a baby seal walks into a club"

"Good thing it's Valentines day, cause I woke up with a massive heart on!"

"Q: How's your visit in North Korea? A: Can't complain ..."

"I couldn't figure out why that frisbee was getting bigger... ...and then it hit me!"