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Joke of the Day

"What did Ghost A say to Ghost B? Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes."

"Q:How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A:Kick his sister in the jaw!!"

"What do you call a French baker who sucks cock? a faguette"

"*kicks house door down* I SAID HAVE YOU ACCEPTED JESUS INTO YOUR LIFE?"

"What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuckup cunts"

"I've never written a first draft of something that didn't make me think anyone who read it would immediately cut ties with me as a person."

"This post is a broken pencil It is pointless."

"What's the difference between you and a rooster? A rooster says ""cock-a-doodle-do"" You say: ""any cock will do!"""

"How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ? By her suntan !"

"I don't blame pedophiles all the time, After all, there's a child in all of us."